May 2013
eyebrowgod:
whoreiblejokes:
eyebrowgod:
i don’t wanna have sex
i want a razor scooter goddammit
liar
look bruh
you can either have sex and feel shitty afterwards
or get the sickest air of your life
the choice is obvious
sext: fist me like u tryna get the last couple pringles
corgay:
trialbybears:
corgay:
if a girl says she wants to cut her hair short and your first response is “i dont like girls with short hair” i will shit in your mouth while you sleep
People are just as entitled to prefer any specific hairstyle, as anyone who decides to do whatever they want with their hair. It’s not someone’s else’s fault when you do something to your body that they don’t...
corgay:
if a girl says she wants to cut her hair short and your first response is “i dont like girls with short hair” i will shit in your mouth while you sleep
People are just as entitled to prefer any specific hairstyle, as anyone who decides to do whatever they want with their hair. It’s not someone’s else’s fault when you do something to your body that they don’t...
murphels:
uhg this illegal copy i downloaded is of shitty quality
THIS IS NOT WHAT I DIDN’T PAY FOR
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
How to Know When a Woman is Mad
spadelife:
oeplol:
rockettothestars:
igurgyou:
these ladies are my idols
holy shitt
Scary as fuck
I wish a cunt WOULD do this to me… Oh wait, I’m faithful! Never mind, you go girls. Lol
People praise this, and that’s fucking stupid. A cheating boyfriend, in no way, grants you the right to destroy or defce his property. Especially cars. You absolutely do retain the...
